Unless you can create the whole universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving 'advice' to Gos isn't such a good idea!
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, faith looks up
Words are windows to the heart
The tounge must be very heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it
To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then you discover the prisoner was you
You have to wonder about humans, they think God is dead and Elvis is alive!
If the grass in greener on the othert side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher
It's alright to sit on your pity pot every now and again, just be sure to flush when you're done
You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck (mm, but we aren't turtle, are we.. =p)
Some marriages are made in Heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth...
You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven